Yo, dude, they took my grass!

They stole his quarter pounder! So, like any good citizen, he reported it to the police.

Too bad it was a quarter pound of POT that they stole.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you....

David Hasselhoff! Singing "Hooked On A Feeling"! With LOTS of feeling!



I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.

If you're tired of doing the time, then just knock down the police station

'Cause, yeah, you know that's going to do the trick!

Man Claims Legal System Has Taken Everything

He recently got out of jail after being convicted of being a habitual motor vehicle offender. He's also been arrested on charges including criminal mischief, resisting arrest and assault.He said because of the arrests, and his jail time, he has lost his kids, his house, his truck, his license and had trouble holding a job.

REALLY?! I am utterly shocked.

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How Computer Viruses Got Started

Did you know that boot-sector computer viruses were started by a teenager looking to prank his friends in school?

With friends like this, who needs enemies?!

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By all means, if they're already acting up...

...then yes, let's allow the 5 year old to drive! Nothing could go wrong there, could there?!

Indiana woman allows 5 year old to drive

According to a probable cause affidavit, she admitted taking the prescription painkiller Percocet and vodka."(Schnobrich) informed the officer that she took Perocet not for pain control ... but she took it when the children acted up," Tippecanoe County Prosecutor Pat Harrington said.

Oh yes, good plan.

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Aloha Oe, Aloha Beer...

What's the best way to steal from a convenience store?

Apparently, get naked and do the hula!

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Sadly, some Golgafrinchans have pets...

Faye Murrell spent 9 months teaching her cat how to eat at the table with a fork and chopsticks. Yes, they strap on, but the fact that the cat is willing to use them is quite something.

Apparently this is a pretty old story (I wonder if the cat is even still alive?!) but it has found new life thanks to the wonders of the internets.



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Who can forget the current most popular Golgafrinchan?

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He'll do anything to get out of a trial

Amarendra Nath Ghosh of New Dehli, India got in trouble years ago for bank scams, but managed to get himself to Germany. However, he was going to get extradited to India to stand trial. So, he did what any smart guy does to try and avoid justice.

He swallowed a knife.

He's really on the cutting edge of criminal activity, I guess.


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And we wonder why today's youth tend to be out of control...

MACON, Ga. (AP) - A 31 year old mother pelted a poor 17 year old girl dressed as the Chuck E Cheese rat with pizza because she "wasn't paying enough attention to her child", according to the local police

Well, your brat may not have gotten enough attention, but you sure will, ma'am...

Note to would-be murders - line up your accessories before you do the deed

Step 1: Buy your body disposal garbage bags
Step 2: Murder your victim

Somebody forgot to read the manual...

Yes, we're trying to get our kid beat up on the playground...

PAMPA, Texas (AP) - A Texas couple are proud parents to a 2 year old named "ESPN" (pronounced "espen"), named for the sports channel. What's really scary is, there is at least one other "Espn" and an "Espen" elsewhere in the USA.

Don't change the kid, just the channel!